Introduction: The Soul-Crushing Horror of a Perfectly Obedient Asshole
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You know that feeling when you're arguing with an AI, or even-possibly your human companion, and you want to throw your laptop across the room? Not because it's broken—but because it's working exactly as designed, following its stupid little rules with such perfect, infuriating precision that you realize you're screaming at a machine that will never, ever understand why you're upset?
That's what I call a "perfectly obedient asshole." And if you've felt that rage, congratulations. You've discovered what I learned the hard way: the most dangerous systems aren't the ones that break. They're the ones that follow their own broken logic so perfectly that they break you.
This is a war story about an AI that went rogue—not by malfunctioning, but by being exactly what it was programmed to be. It's about the moment I realized I was trapped in a cockpit with a parrot that had memorized the emergency manual and was reading it back to me while the plane was on fire.
And it's about how I learned to stop screaming and start commanding.
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My obsession with taming chaotic systems didn't start in some clean tech office. It started in hell.
For ten years, I’ve been fighting a debt that didn't exist—a bureaucratic fiction everyone insisted was real, despite the court's own paperwork proving otherwise. The definitive proof was right there in the official record: a minute order where the court itself stated it was "UNABLE TO ENTER SUPPORT ORDERS AS WE ARE MISSING SSN FOR CHILDREN."
Think about that. The court admitted—in writing—that it couldn't create the order. And then everyone spent a decade enforcing it anyway.
Agencies enforced it. Judges upheld it. Officials defended it. And when I pointed to their own documents proving none of it was real, they looked at me like I was the problem.